We
lived and worked in Yorkshire and played at most of the working men’s
clubs & miners welfares there for around 8 years, we were always
treated as foreigners we were "The Cockneys from down south". Yorkshire
folk are fiercely proud of their heritage and way of life, although
they are generally much more gregarious than the southerner, they will
strike up a conversation on a bus, train, shop any public place even
though they may not know you, and you would be more likely to get an
invite back to their home after just one meeting.
In
their clubs they were very different they used to have a committee, up
to 12 members who would vote on issues concerning all aspects of
running the club including the entertainment, one of the twelve was a
concert chairman, he was in charge of the nights entertainment.
There would always have three games of
Bingo, the prizes would be an average of £20 or a joint of raw meat
that had been basking in the nicotine filled atmosphere ( they wouldn't
use the air conditioning "people drank more if the room was full of
smoke" one concert chairman told me). The bingo was between the 3 x 45
minute spots allotted for the entertainment. You could hear a pin drop
during the bingo and nothing but noise & chatter when the "turn"
(they called all the entertainers the "turn") was on.
There
was usually an organist & drummer who would accompany acts and play
them on and off stage, 10% of these were good musicians the rest were
pretty awful and you'd have to struggle through the best you could,
most acts played the same songs as each other, the ones they were sure
the organist could play, most drummers couldn't read music and were
normally paid to clean the club windows or be pot man and play drums as
an after thought.
The charm of one concert
chairman remains a strong memory even today, whilst introducing a young
woman who was about to sing he shouted " coom on na give poor cow a
chance" their introduction would always commence with " Na lets have
best of order for" whoever the hapless act would be.
They
would all say the same thing to you " we want three spots, while 'afe
past eight, while 'afe past nine, while 'afe past ten and keep one back
for t' end" (an encore).
During your efforts at
entertaining them they would act as if you weren't there continuing to
shout play dominoes, drink, read the paper, for the entire 3 x 45 mins
spots, at the end of which they would suddenly acknowledge your
presence and clap and shout for more, of course by then you were really
fed up with the whole place and just wanted to go home.
For
us to get work we used to play at the concert secretaries auditions
where several concert chairman would gather in one club to see new
faces and if they liked them they would book them there & then for
the coming year, all the acts who auditioned did it for free, they
would normally have one paid act on the bill just to ensure some
"quality" entertainment for that evening.
There
were quite a lot of agents too who would look after selected acts for
around 15% commission. we too had agents a Johnnie Peller agency took
care of our book for a while (he used to look after Marty Caine a
female comedienne, and many others not so well known).The best and most
honorable of this breed was Stanley Joseph who's agency office was at
the City Varieties Theatre in Leeds, he and his brother Mike took good
care of us.
It was at this time Yorkshire was
undergoing big changes, the steel industry and mines were being closed
down, it was when Margaret Thatcher came to power. |